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From: kenb@vice.ICO.TEK.COM (Ken Berger)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bart Simpson prank calls (was Re: author jokes request)
Date: 20 Jan 92 18:49:50 GMT
Organization: Tektronix Inc., Beaverton, Or.
Lines: 11
In article <1992Jan18.222303.24780@nic.unh.edu> osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps... er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>Well? Do you remember any more of these?
My favorite:
Bart: "Is Al there?" "Mr. Al Choloic please?"
Mo: "Do we have an Al Choloic here?"
Crowd: massive laughter.
From: osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps... er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bart Simpson prank calls (was Re: author jokes request)
Date: 20 Jan 92 20:18:11 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department, University of New Hampshire
Lines: 29
In article <8891@vice.ICO.TEK.COM> kenb@vice.ICO.TEK.COM (Ken Berger) writes:
>In article <1992Jan18.222303.24780@nic.unh.edu> osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps... er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>Well? Do you remember any more of these?
I was told by Po Shan Cheah <pc30@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu> that all
these and *lots* more were in the simpsons FAQ file, available thru
anonymous ftp from ftp.cs.widener.edu.
The prank calls are the following: (from the FAQ list)
3.8) What phone pranks has Bart used on Moe of Moe's Tavern?
7G03: Hey, everybody, I. P. Freeley!
7G06: Hey, everybody, I need a Jock Strap.
7G01: Is there an Al Coholic here? ... and ...
I wanna see Oliver Klose-off.
7F11: I wanna Seymour Butts.
7F14: C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
7F22: Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Thanks to all who responded.
Oktay
--
_________________________________________________________________
\ Oktay Ahiska \ I speak for myself. \ Send me mail. \
/ Dept. of CS, UNH / The ideas are mine, / Send me mail. /
\ Durham, NH 03824 \ the computers are UNH's. \ Send me mail. \
From: ccubed@dcssparc.cl.msu.edu (Chris C. Conner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Bart Simpson prank calls (was Re: author jokes request)
Date: 20 Jan 92 20:52:27 GMT
Organization: Department fo Medicine, M.S.U.
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In article <1992Jan18.222303.24780@nic.unh.edu> osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps... er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>In article <1992Jan18.054725.7679@en.ecn.purdue.edu> kilgore@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Michael Kilgore) writes:
>>How about:
>>
>>"Under the Bleachers" by Seymore Butz
>Does anyone remember any of the "Bart Simpson prank calls"? You know,
>he calls Moe's Tavern and asks for Homer Sexual, and Moe shouts "I
>want a Homer Sexual (Homosexual)". Or he calls him and asks for Mr.
>Problem, B. O. and Moe goes "Do I have a B. O. Problem?"
>Well? Do you remember any more of these?
>--
>_________________________________________________________________
>\ Oktay Ahiska \ I speak for myself. \ Send me mail. \
>/ Dept. of CS, UNH / The ideas are mine, / Send me mail. /
>\ Durham, NH 03824 \ the computers are UNH's. \ Send me mail. \
try in the newsgroup alt.tv.simpsons
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| 14001CCC@ibm.cl.msu.edu | Chris C. Conner (Prog/Analyst) |
| 14001CCC@MSU.BITNET | Dept. of Medicine |
| ccubed@dcssparc.cl.msu.edu | Michigan State Univ. |
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From: johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bart Simpson prank calls (was Re: author jokes request)
Date: 20 Jan 92 18:21:38 GMT
Organization: Spectragraphics Corporation
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In article <1992Jan18.222303.24780@nic.unh.edu> osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps... er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>In article <1992Jan18.054725.7679@en.ecn.purdue.edu> kilgore@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Michael Kilgore) writes:
>Does anyone remember any of the "Bart Simpson prank calls"? You know,
See the monthly posting in news.answers and alt.tv.simpsons.
Here is an excerpt that has the complete (supposedly) list:
3.8) What phone pranks has Bart used on Moe of Moe's Tavern?
7G03: Hey, everybody, I. P. Freeley!
7G06: Hey, everybody, I need a Jock Strap.
7G01: Is there an Al Coholic here? ... and ...
I wanna see Oliver Klose-off.
7F11: I wanna Seymour Butts.
7F14: C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
7F22: Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
--
========== Boyd Johnson nosc!spectra.com!johnson ==========
Spectragraphics Corp 9707 Waples St., San Diego, Ca. 92121
From: hampton@ais.org (Kevin Podsiadlik)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bart Simpson prank calls (was Re: author jokes request)
Date: 21 Jan 92 00:17:27 GMT
Organization: UMCC
Lines: 31
In article <1992Jan20.182138.28221@spectra.com> johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson) writes:
>In article <1992Jan18.222303.24780@nic.unh.edu> osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps... er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>In article <1992Jan18.054725.7679@en.ecn.purdue.edu> kilgore@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Michael Kilgore) writes:
>>Does anyone remember any of the "Bart Simpson prank calls"? You know,
>
>See the monthly posting in news.answers and alt.tv.simpsons.
>Here is an excerpt that has the complete (supposedly) list:
>
>3.8) What phone pranks has Bart used on Moe of Moe's Tavern?
>
> 7G03: Hey, everybody, I. P. Freeley!
> 7G06: Hey, everybody, I need a Jock Strap.
> 7G01: Is there an Al Coholic here? ... and ...
> I wanna see Oliver Klose-off.
> 7F11: I wanna Seymour Butts.
> 7F14: C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
> 7F22: Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
That can't be complete. Lest we forget:
"Hey, could somebody check in the bathroom for a Hugh Jass?"
...
"Hello, this is Hugh Jass."
"I'm sorry, this is a practical joke gone bad."
"Oh, well, better luck next time."
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